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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons

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called petrified yeah i'm gonna stab it in the butt right in the butt you see down in the mist

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a crystallizing diamond form as he is stomping on your friend donnie's gonna do his fire weapon

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it doesn't see it coming it just goes straight up his butthole oh jeez jesus oh boy yeah i'm

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in a wild shape into a winter wolf i yell guys a door Flamikins kins yells a window i'm gonna

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disengage in a bucket over to that opening with my diamond in my hand yeah essentially i'm going

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to stand in the way as if there was a door there that might try to close and i'm at the

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supermarket and it's not going to be able to close because i'm in the sensor and as you

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continue down the path you turn and see that the gorgon stops at the passageway that is

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created and kind of steps back and tips his hat because he was wearing a hat that we

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didn't say after a short while you enter back into the sundial room i see why sundials are no

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longer in favor welcome to Dumbgeons and dragons we are a dnd fifth edition actual play podcast

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and i'm your dungeon master rust more and with me today is carla johnson hey i am carla johnson

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i play Nulara moonbrook and amy more yeah i am i play thea amistacia and flint

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nope tom laird that's me i play flint Firebeard i made that mistake in a while all right uh hi

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that's true i haven't seen any of those dollars it all goes towards stuff and i'm like where's my

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and hooky thing for carla yes yep uh going to podcon 2 yeah yeah all these great things

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and so much more could be could be yours i'm just kidding on the price is right yeah we would never

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use your money for things like iphones and shit that's super dishonest and we are i'm a samsung

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new sponsor we get yep i've got i've got like three weeks to figure it out so yeah fuck it

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let's play dnd previously you fought a gorgon multiple times or multiple gorgons as tom would

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say lots of butt stuff there was so much butt stuff you're back in the sundial room and the

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shadows are still pointed at all of the individual exits hey you guys we have three

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of these stupid stones and by three i mean six i'm very distraught let's find one more and get

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the fuck out of here agreed why do we think there's one more because there are seven exits

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and there are i'm assuming there are seven stones isn't there technically eight exits

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i mean we count the bullshit sundial hole motherfucker that makes well then then

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there's even nine there's nine god damn it i don't know why i thought there was

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oh can i have a nap oh wait we have seven how long have we been in here yes no we have

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seven we need eight we have a garnet a topaz a pearl a jade a bloodstone and now a diamond

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we have seven we need one more because there are eight exits let's just get it and then

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i get growly as you as you're getting growly and talking about how you want to find all

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these stones you notice flame begins and she goes and sits down and kind of leans up against the

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hedge and you continue talking there for a little while and then you look back and she's

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disappeared told her not to wander off okay thought you had that leash on her like those

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moms and malls have for their kids i find leashes offensive at this moment i don't know

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why should probably uh go over to where flamma kynce was last seen and poke around see what's

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over there i go and i sniff can i smell her sure you can everybody make an investigation roll

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okay shit 17 plus 15 i don't think i have investigation but i have keen hearing and smell

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21 so i have advantage on perception checks that rely on hearing or smell

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yeah the 17 is better that's fine um yeah so you you're all looking around where she and

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you're kind of peeking down mate seeing if she went down one of the corridors um and one of you

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flint kind of leans up against the hedge and falls through back and flint where he you saw

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him he was examining the end of kind of the between two he's disappeared um do we see the

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hedges move at all or was he just here one day the hedges don't appear to be moving but that's

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where he was standing i think it's like the stupid sundial it's another one of those

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fucking portal gate stupid shit i go i go in yeah me too because i poke my head the only

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thing i want less than being in this room is uh being without my friends okay so everybody

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walks through the hedge flamey kins is the first to go through and she's trying to get her

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her bearings and then flint comes through behind her and what you see flint as you and

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flamey kins are looking around but first do you say anything i guess as i fall into the

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room so you emerge uh within sight of a circle at the foot of the tower the body of

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a dead cultist lies sprawled on the ground and you can assume it's the one that iskander threw

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off the balcony earlier and beside you you see a straight path that leads directly to

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the sundial intersection another path extends 30 yards beyond the sundial ending at the exit

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to the village and then after you're kind of looking around seeing that everybody else

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piles through and you are all examining the area oh my god you guys we made it

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isn't there supposed to be was it was it an hourglass some kind of thing to like teleport

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us or something it was something well didn't iskander say he was going to meet us at the

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bottom he was going to leave something for us so we could transport in somewhere let me

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just check my notes from 2015 when we weren't in the base

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so you guys have been in here for like honestly like max 30 minutes

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well like really good an eternity it feels like oh i found it heroes look for me beneath

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the tower it's an hourglass i was right also white hourglass it will allow us to teleport

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into the dungeon so beneath the tower so we have to go into the basement i believe

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we're supposed to teleport in i assume that hourglass will teleport us to the dungeon where

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he will be let's look for this hourglass everybody give me an investigation roll

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that is got a 17 17 for that is 10 14 14 okay so 17 was not as good as 17 okay fair enough

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you're looking around the tower and it is just that there's a tower and then

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it's encircled by the maze and then like i mentioned there was a path that leads to

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the sundial room and then has a direct exit outside the maze that you can see

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after some looking around that is speaks up and he says this circle here and he points to the

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circle at the base of the tower and he says i'm pretty sure it might be a teleportation

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circle to get us in there because there's no doors and no stairs and no foreseeable way in

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in well how do we use it well if uh if you stand in it how big is the circle

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it seems to be large enough that everybody could stand in it that was my question all right

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peeps let's gather in gather around come on should we all step in at the same time is

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this what he meant by the hourglass he was supposed to leave for us he you know he held

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up something i mean i have hourglass written down i think he has the hourglass but i think we need

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to find him at the base of the tower and he will teleport us with his special hourglass

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up to the top of the tower where the mask is no because he had the mask in his hand

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so he was on the balcony so hold on here is what he said heroes they saw you in the village

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i've taken the mask but they'll realize it's missing within minutes look for me beneath the

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tower for it's the only place i have a chance to hide this is the key that will teleport you

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into the dungeon as he speaks the figure holds aloft a short sec or a second item some sort

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of white Glimering hourglass i will leave it behind after i use it but others may find it

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before you do oh so it's at the top of the tower where he was maybe or maybe it's not

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because some other like cleaning lady found it dorothean is cleaning up she does a good job

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she put it with the others and did it with the other knickknacks okay sorry i was under the

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impression he left it like outside on the grounds but apparently that is not the case

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he may have but others may have gotten to it first maybe that's what this

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circle i say we just go into the circle let's just see what fucking happens do it i agree

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i'm just so happy to be away from where we've been this whole time new welcome to the murder

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circle wait how's everyone feeling before we do that anybody need to like take a little potion

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potion or how we doing can i have more than 75 hit points no okay then i am at full capacity

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for my wolfy self i'm a little bit hurt but i can manage for the time being yeah i think

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i am too i'm fine i'm not excellente but i'm pretty okay just thought i checked before

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we entered the enemy's tower with no escape route you all begin to walk into the circle

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and as each of you steps kind of both feet into the circle you are teleported into another room

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what seems to be an interior to the tower now the exterior of the tower appears square

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this room appears cylindrical the walls of this chamber bear exotic geometric designs

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representing feathers eagles and snakes all rendered in a style you've never seen before

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to one side of the room a human female is sprawled face down in a pool of blood

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she is dressed like a high ranking member of the cult of the dragon in the room you stand

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in what looks to be a another teleportation circle there are two balconies set eight feet

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above the floor and can easily be reached by climbing but no no doors no doors okay no stairs

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no nothing so just another teleportation circle um everybody may or those that

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uh feel like they're looking around make an investigation check i will investigate crit fail

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six 15 15 you notice behind the teleportation circle itself symbols on the wall you examine

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them and you see the symbol of a chair you see the symbol of two chairs you see an upside down

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l a rectangle a flame a star a square an hourglass and a right triangle

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because if it's not a right angle it's a wrong angle

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uh so that hourglass looks fun you don't see shit what are you talking about

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oh yeah no i've been rendered blind after the critical fail

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that is what happens he's like a perception check in shock and awe at this dead lady in

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cultist robes that he just can't take any anymore oh my god he's never seen death like that

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before yeah no all my time as a soldier never once given let's let's say that you are in

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fact investigate which is why your investigation for this was so bad you're investigating the

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body so give me an investigation or a medicine check rather investigation all right that's a plus

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two so that's a 17 you're examining the body as everybody else is kind of tickling tickling

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taking a look around the room um and you can tell that the the cult member was killed by

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what looks like a dragon tooth dagger so i i relay that information to uh my friends and say i uh

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i think this this lady got killed by a dragon tooth dagger brutal you know dragon tooth daggers

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to be a chosen weapon of certain cult members you heard him hey look hey look hey look at

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these these pictures on the walls look at these symbols i like to sit i like to sit a lot

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i like to have upside down letters um long square ouchy stuff sparkly in the sky we have

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square and what looks like an hourglass and a three-sided square so are they are they buttons

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kit is this like an elevator can we just press a button can we can we touch one

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i can't i have paws somebody else touch one hey Nulara come on over here can you touch

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the hourglass one lame okay first lay me out the room where is everybody standing

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in front of these symbols everybody is standing in front of this no i only speak for me okay

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i am also in front of the symbols and i speak for Nulara i was close to the body but now

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i'm back towards them okay we'll say that you're all in front of the symbols well

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because i said hey guys come and look at these symbols i assume they were like they were

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like fuck off via we should have with your goddamn symbols all right i'm just checking

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you touch sorry the hourglass is that what you said yep yeah you feel a wave of energy

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course through you but nothing happens does she do it again and again because it felt so good

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it felt so good let's uh let's get back on that teleportation pad you're on the

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oh we're on it oh yeah this this is like so the teleportation bat is like up against the

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wall and these are within the teleportation pad ah okay but there is another teleportation pad

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right there is oh just the one there's the one you only see the one in the room can donnie

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fly up and like look and see if there's anything up on those balconies sure yep he

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flies up it gives a quick examine to both of them he's like uh yeah guys it looks like there's

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those symbols there there's there's some up here too oh maybe we have to all touch one

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what are is it the same ones in the same order up on the balconies yeah yeah you got

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a you got a chair you got two chairs you got an upside down l because i know the alphabet

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of course he does you got a rectangle a flame a star a square an hourglass a right triangle yeah

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check some yeah that's what i said yeah i'm just running through making sure you know like check

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check this is what i got check well that was my idea when i mean we can touch something all

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right let's touch something yeah let's let's just play the cancers yeah which one of these

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is there's probably the two chairs that's we'll see all right what are we touching are we touching

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the hourglass again well if donnie can go up to one who else has good climbing skills who can

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go up and touch the other one because there's two balconies right anybody can climb it's the eight

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feet above i can't fair anybody probably got fairly good vert as a winter wolf but

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uh are you thinking we'll touch all three at the same time and see if that works

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yeah okay i'll climb up on a balcony

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touching the hourglass again or what do you guys think yeah let's uh let's have donnie

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count us down and we'll touch it yeah uh three seven four well he knows his alphabet

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but not his numbers he's still learning 12 push it we push it push it real good everybody

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pushes the hourglass and those that are pushing it everybody feels a course of energy come in

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and through their arm and nothing happens okay i'm gonna climb down and i'm going to

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no didn't he say that was a key like the hourglass was a key like maybe it's like locked

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maybe we should try something different is there any place to put any of these stones

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oh no no no just straight up no okay sorry it's key we've been collecting them i don't know um

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um okay uh this feels like an inefficient way of doing this but and also gross and dirty

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but i get some blood on my finger from the pool of blood and then i touch the thing to see if

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that like activates it somehow you touch the hourglass again yeah you feel again the course of

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energy and nothing happens touch the different one bossy okay i'm gonna touch this i'm just

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kidding i'm totally just kidding okay i'm gonna touch the chair you touch the chair the single

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chair single chair you feel a course of energy and a white light and it dissipates quickly

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and you're in the room that you were in before okay i'm gonna touch the one with two chairs

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which chair are you touching the chair on the right you touch the chair on your right

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and everybody in the teleportation circle sees that white light

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and is transported up to the balcony to the right

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okay okay well i'm gonna touch the one chair again take us back down to the main room

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just for fun just kicks we're just moving around i assume that's what happens

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yeah you go back down to the the main area of this of this audience chamber okay

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so what do we think the basement may be fire no the triangle

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oh i don't know because it's the base maybe that seems reasonable because it's the last

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i feel like star's gonna be some sort of fucking astronomy chamber i don't know yeah the

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observatory so i would say square because we want to go to the dungeon and that's like

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cell-like or the triangle let's try the square first

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hold on is everyone in the teleportation we're not leaving like donnie behind

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up in a balcony are we donnie get down here down touch the square you see the bright

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white light and it flashes and dissipates you are transported to a different chamber

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a presently empty chamber which might have been luxurious before being subjected to the

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ravages of time a table assembled from small planks laid across barrels is covered in notes

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and scrolls otherwise it is a fairly empty room i pad over to the notes and scrolls and i

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nudge them with my nose and they go guys i can't read as a wolf it's very embarrassing for me

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are these important uh let's have a look like like what if they're plans i don't know i'm

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gonna look at the notes okay so flint you come over and you skim through the notes there

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and they're all written most of them are written in common but they all seem to be

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pertaining to uh draculiches and as you kind of read through you see no real bearing

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to the to the current crisis at hand uh just a bunch of notes about draculiches guys i don't

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think they're too helpful for us right now uh can you grab a few and put them in my

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in my little wolfie satchel yep and i do that and you hear the crinkling of paper

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okay so you you do that what do you do now okay you guys get back on this circle and

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let's let's try another one get back in there should we try the hourglass now since we're in a

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different place maybe uh maybe but we're trying to get to the dungeon right i think we were

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all thinking hourglass because he said that was like what we were looking for but he was

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holding a thing aloft so how could that be taking us to there was he holding the mask

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know what i mean well it was the mask and then he had another item in his hand as well

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i know we just heard words that were the same word so got really excited and started

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trying to go to that place but it's fair but he also said someone else could have taken it

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because didn't he leave it for us and it wasn't left for us so this is true i think

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we may have to go the long way well with russ in charge i would not expect anything

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oh we're definitely going to be in this tower for like three to six months yeah prepare yourself

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listener in earth time in game it'll be like 25 minutes this is where we live now we're weekly

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now i tried to speed it up by making this weekly right um let's go to the triangle okay

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i press the triangle we're all back on the thing i press the triangle you see the bright

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white light flash and you are back in the sundial room oh no you look down one way and you see an

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exit to the city and you look down another way and you see an end or an exit or entrance to

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the tower son of a what can we sprint to the tower you guys let's go let's all run together

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let's just run together i agree okay i just want to hold hands and run yeah do we make it to

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the tower yeah oh thank god okay i know let's get back inside the circle so now that we

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never press that button again do we see the buttons there are no buttons on the outside

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okay well we'll just fucking stand on it and go back to one chair two chair room red chair

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blue chair you step back into the room you find yourself back in the room with the with

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the dead cult oh you know what maybe they torture them in the dungeon let's let's go to the fire

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button okay we're all gonna die wait okay sure yeah i'm not sure and we're cooked alive end of

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podcast okay yeah fire what happens you see the bright light and it clears and you

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find yourself in a room with a large fireplace in the center of the room which keeps the chamber

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warm and cozy it's smoke magically vented outside about two-thirds of the skeleton of an

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adult dragon is laid out on the floor curled around the fireplace but before you have time

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to further assess a half dozen black cloaked figures move to attack you roll for initiative

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can we press a button real fast i don't know do we want to fight or do we want to press a button

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i don't know maybe it seems like this is where we're supposed to be

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yeah true this could be yeah okay let's fucking fight

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everybody's so stoked 16 16 27 oh i got a plus eight amy it's i'm always gonna be

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amy good one that's your seven your 16 is so good 45

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you did so good uh thaddeus had a five and flint was a 16

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i was also a 16 so you're matched with thea there so you choose who goes first

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you can go first oh thanks i was like uh i i didn't get to fight at all last time i know

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that's why i was happy you got that one i just got trampled and gored and yeah and turned to

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stone yeah yeah it was a really big day for me that last episode was it was really very

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exciting uh okay so Nulara you are up first the teleportation circle is more a half circle

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butted up against the wall there's the flame right in and the skeleton encircling the

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flame the three people are coming at you from either side of the fire the room itself is 60 feet

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in diameter does it look like they came through a door did they like come through

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from behind the fireplace or something it looks like they were in the room already

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okay what i know they are cloaked but are they like human human-sized yeah they're

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humanoid size yeah but we can't tell if they're human you can't tell if they're human

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okay just just that they're oids yeah uh okay well i'm gonna just try and stab one

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sure good idea which sword are you using i am using dragon slayer

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okay is my is my uge now uh that is a 16 will hit great that is

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my as 11 damage which is awesome which is amazing and one of them dies right

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no yep okay i'm going to try and try and do some more sorting and that is a 17

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13 damage the one you are attacking dies tell me how you kill him or her i would like to

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god this is what i always do i think i'm really into decapitating but i i want to do that because i

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want to see what it is i want the head to roll away from the body so we can see if they're

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humans or if it's something else just for curiosity's sake oh yeah it's fair uh yeah you

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do so the head rolls towards the flames and it appears to be a human uh knowledge is power

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people uh donnie is going to try to oh and he does recharge so are the other two still like

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approaching us like can he use his breath weapon and just uh get them and not my friends

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yeah yeah we could set that up okay then they need to do a deck save uh one is a 16

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one is a six okay the six will fail so six gets full damage the other one gets half damage

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okay that is 10 come on that's a shitty roll uh it's 15 why did you let amy roll for you

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carla well i i can't i can't not use some of the dice i think oh i probably could sub out

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this one okay i will sub out one one of those d10s there's a lot of d10s so

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do you have more options uh right he gets to go again so he will do it donnie uh he did recharge

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so he's gonna try and crispify him up again that is 16 damage yeah donnie as donnie moves

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to the side and releases two quick flame breaths towards the fire in the center

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encompassing the two cult members they uh shriek and scream and begin circling around the room

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waving their arms before they drop to the ground charred to death

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hey there i'm your dungeon master rust more thanks for joining us for episode 54 of

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Dumbgeons and Dragons what were we doing here and i don't think they celebrated the fact

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quite enough but the three of them made it out of the maze i think that they were just a bit

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do it

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flint no thea thea because you decided do it and you were listening and i was listening

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uh i'm going to run up and bite one of these culprits i forgot you were a wolf for a second

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like that's a weird choice it's a bold attack strategy oh shit she's tired of being a

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spellcaster she's part gila monster and it's the poison in her mouth it really is what gets you

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that's saliva yeah plus six 25 yeah that'll hit okay um two d6 plus four

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six damage and you have to succeed on a strength do i wait you double one did yeah

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that is impressive what's even with my shitty nine nine does not save and so you take all of it russ

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well no he gets to take he takes all of it anyway but now he's not prone yep okay uh flint

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now i'm gonna stroll over to that one that's not prone and just fucking hack away uh so that

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is a 24 to attack uh you mean i don't know if that's gonna hit a man when he's down

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oh might as well roll again now the 24 is the best one okay then yeah all right uh

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oh 17 damage so you stroll stroll strut over i don't know what do you do when you kill this

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guy uh yeah basically i have like the axe on my shoulder and i'm kind of whistling as i

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walk over there and just in one fluid motion without even stopping i just take the axe off

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and just bury it into his chest i imagine flint to be one of the seven dwarves like he's like

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hi ho hi ho it's off to murder these fuckers i go yeah and as i get my axe out of his

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chest cavity i turn to the other ones and start swinging at them do it

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uh that is a 10 so i don't think that's gonna cut it that is less than

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this is a solid three roll though i like that uh that's a 24 so that should be good yep all right

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just one one damage so i can reroll that thanks to my skills all right that's 12 damage

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okay i just i just want one of them to get you

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so you don't manage to kill that one that you're attacking so there's one uninjured

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and one that is is uh struck by axe and it is both of their turns thankfully for me

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now they could know how i feel in a battle nobody gets a turn right uh huh so i wonder

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if i could buy a can of axe body spray to like throw at them at some point just to

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go with my axe theme uh one both of them approach you flint well one has already

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approached you but the other one approaches you and both make an inflict wounds attack on you

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what does that mean oh we're about to find out what we always do

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sounds magic uh that is gonna be a 19 sure yep so you take on a hit you take three d10

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necrotic damage there they inflicted wounds they like touch you and like necrotic energy

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courses through your body and you take 13 20 necrotic damage okey-dokey i am going to use

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my uh hang on here hang on uh oh did i maybe i didn't write that one down okay yeah i'll

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just take the 20 that's fine okay the other one does the same through my old paper sheet and see

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if i miss something the other one does the same thing but only rolls an 11 so don't you

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guys have like things that can allow you to take less on magical damage uh no my my skill

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allows me to take less on non-magic damage oh and carla your magical armor right although

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you've been it's non-magical damage though yeah oh what but i haven't been hit yet so let's

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i didn't forget it just hasn't come up yet uh flame mackenzie's up and she hurls a bubble

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of acid at the one that missed flint and it has to make a dexterity saving throw which

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it does not make 3d success five eight acid damage at the unharmed one a bubble of acid

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spurts up and begins sizzling its cloak revealing that it's that human and his face

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resembles that one dude from raiders of the lost ark when he looks at the ark exactly

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thaddeus's turn thaddeus is gonna hang on here he's gonna bite he thought it was really cool

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he did like the biting attack that is true uh he's gonna use his light crossbow and shoot

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the one that's already hurt oh wait i guess they're both hurt now they're both he's gonna

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shoot acid face okay let's just shorten it let's just call him ass face ass face perfect that's

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19 and then oh full damage nine damage yes adios as this guy is like trying to wipe the

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acid away from his hands and face um he takes a cross bolt where does he take a cross bolt

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i don't know does it kill him or is he still standing he killed him uh he takes it directly

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in the left eye right through his left as he opens his eyes he sees it coming towards him and

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just explodes out the back of his head and he falls to the ground does he have a moment to say

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anything like really mysterious like not again that would be that's my good eye and then we're

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like thinking about it like how many times has this guy been hit in the eye by a crossbow

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new laura it is your turn there is one enemy left bloodied and injured strike him down uh 22

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you betcha 26 that's the most that's the most possible uh so explain to me what happens when

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you eviscerate this like oh i think eviscerate is a good word like maybe i just like stab in

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and then up pull out all the guts come out do you do an i guess the guts kind of

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you know like zorro but like for Nulara no i got it i got it i like that i like that

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it's kind of fucking morbid and disgusting when you're doing it with someone's guts but

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Nulara is a little peevish having been in this maze and now this tower for what feels

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like an eternity so sure a big end guts falling everywhere i like it that happens

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and you're standing in uh another room of gore as you are so familiar with yep uh what do you

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do in this room i pat up to them and i'm like guys i bit someone um can we like look around

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and see if i don't know there's like something hidden under a fucking dragon bone or something

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is there anything interesting from the dragon that i can take like can i take a small piece

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of its bone like a claw i'm also gonna take an uncommon healing potion while we're standing

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around you take your healing potion so yeah i'm not gonna make you roll in for anything

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because you've got time to kind of examine this room you can see that the as you have

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time to examine it that you figure that the skeleton is of a black dragon you can see the

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bones are disconnected and placed roughly and that the creature's forelimbs are missing you

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also see signs that the cultists do their cooking here finding a collection of simple

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dishware stacked along the north wall along the uh along with sacks containing potatoes

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and turnips and jerky and flour and aside from the lovingly cleaned skeleton and notes

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this level holds nothing of real value but i mean if there's something from

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the dragon that you want to take aside from its forelimbs which are not there

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can i take a tooth i take a dragon tooth i'm not sure how i get it Nulara can you grab a

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dragon tooth for me i i lift up one of my paws i'm like yeah yeah you you betcha thanks

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i'll go desecrate this black dragon for my friend well it's not obviously not the first time it's

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been desecrated let's be honest clearly i i also walk over and i want to see what's because i

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used to you know work in the library and be a scribe that these scholarly documents might be i

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might notice that they might be helpful you take them and yeah i i take them and i'll let

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the guild and everyone else well i mean you can we'll say you take them you find something

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interesting and i'll determine what that is later yeah i can't read them anyway no it's probably

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going to be dracolich or dragon called based but i will i will come up with that information

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is power my friend could just be recipes could be this is where they do their cooking

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i'll make a note scholar notes fia and give you some proper information

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when you have time to actually go through them nice

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um okay well let's get back on ye old teleportation device and press another button what do you guys

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think yeah sure yep sounds good who's got a vote where you guys want to go we have left an

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upside down star star star all right flint it's flint's first suggestion so let's take it

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and i press the star a few seconds pass and the white light comes and energy courses through you

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and clears in an instant and you enter another chamber and it's clearly the workplace of a

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wizard a pair of voluminous tomes on astronomy and astrology lie open on a table a massive

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telescope of brass crystal and polished mahogany rests on an intricate stand in

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the middle of the chamber a ladder rests against one wall and an immense crystal lens

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is embedded in the ceiling does this room smell of rich mahogany and leather bound books

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you'd better believe it does matter of fact it does because i've got keen senses when it

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comes to smell i'm like that's that's mahogany what can i look through the telescope and see if

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it's i don't know pointed at something cool are the wizards here oh yeah is there any wizards

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in the room it's just an empty room you're like excuse me gentlemen on tertiary glance

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there is nobody present gonna take a little looky-loo through here in this room her little

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what do we say it was gonna be it's gonna be i'm gonna take a little oh shit no well i have

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the looky-loo but then i said you have to say i'm gonna every time you look at it did i say you

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have to say i'm gonna take a little looky-loo it's gonna have a little looksy i think is it

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isn't it god damn it i can't remember remembering all this in post yeah do my voice for me

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sorry i'll have your voice just saying butt stuff

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butt stuff butt stuff butt stuff wow he didn't even need to edit that since since there don't

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appear to be any wizards i want to look through the telescope in case it's pointed at like i

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don't know pointed directly at the sun floating floating up above this on a platform or something

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oh shit i'm blind now yeah you're just in one eye yeah okay it's one of those two-eyed telescopes

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like a microscope she actually takes her face off and she's just got like big black rings

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around her eyes classic prank jokesters in here um i mean it's pointed it's pointed you're

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looking like through the optic lens to see what it's looking at yeah it's it just appears to be

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pointed pointed at the stars which it's a nice clear night and you can see all the constellations

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whoopity-doo just kidding it's exciting probably because the sky was all fucked

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up when we were in that fucking maze so i'm probably delighted to see what seems like the

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normal sky right uh okay um what what else do you guys want to look at uh i look around i

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i say hey um do these tomes look interesting it's really it's really unfortunate that i can't read

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um what about like guys these tomes i bet these are super important uh looks like

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astronomy and astrology you want those i i don't know will those fit in your

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wolf fanny pack or whatever you're pretty big i don't know maybe not okay all right well

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as you guys are looking through the books you notice very quickly that it begins to get cold

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in the room what world do i notice that i'm covering for oh you notice a distinct

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temperature drop as you begin being pelted by sharp shards of ice as you are caught in an ice

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storm as you look up you see five cult members standing from an a high up balcony staring down

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at you watching you be pelted by ice we're so bad at scanning the room you guys it's not our

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strong point uh excuse me please please stop hailstones fill the room and cover the floor

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creating difficult terrain you have to take oh my god 14 bludgeoning damage as well as

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12 cold damage ice to see you talk about a chilly reception

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music in today's episode was by Kavin mcleod of incompetent film music dot i o

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uh that's the episode title if you recall uh so much butt stuff yeah i don't we explain to tom

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that's but yeah apparently that's not the right thing no well we're waiting for a skype not to

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be funny kid told me a joke at the ranch today did you hear about the kidnapping

430
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no no it's okay he woke up nice that's a good joke that's sweet that's a sweet joke i like

431
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yeah all the other ones were about poop but yeah that's pretty standard yeah volume no you

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had it yeah you had it you had it you got it yeah uh sorry it just didn't sound right and

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coming up uh volume tomes Dumbgeons and dragons is a dumb dragons production